Lindsay: Here Babe, dinner.
Me: Two sandwiches? Are you trying to make me fat?
Lindsay: I’m not the one who ate an entire pizza this afternoon.
Me: I didn’t eat a whole pizza…
Lindsay: (long pause… Silent stare)
Me: … You had one piece…. You did! (feelings of shame)
20 minutes later, I had eaten both sandwiches… and they were delicious!
It makes me feel better to tell myself my wife isn’t ALWAYS right… I just happen to be wrong a lot more.