- Am I wearing a Tuxedo?
- Am I 3 years old?
- Am I a member of a Barbershop Quartet?
- Am I Orville Redenbacher?
- Am I from the year 1897 but by some sort of time travel accident I have arrived in the year 2014?
If the answer to any of these questions is ‘Yes’, than go ahead and wear that Bow Tie, if not, don’t.